I don't know how I messed this up, probably with a bad aptitude configuration (my bad), but the "Keyboard" configuration item is missing from System Settings:
What package should I reinstall to have the keyboard settings back in system settings?
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Sign up to join this communityReinstalling the packages switchboard-plug-keyboard
and wingpanel-indicator-keyboard
fixed the issue. Thanks for the person that helped me on IRC.