Thanks, lemonslice! Excellent suggestion. Just digging into the nuts and bolts of Linux so that escaped me. Looks like I have three dependency issues:
google-chrome-stable depends on libfontconfig1 (>= 2.9.0); however:
Version of libfontconfig1 on system is 2.8.0-3ubuntu9.2.
google-chrome-stable depends on libstdc++6 (>= 4.8.0); however:
Version of libstdc++6 on system is 4.6.3-1ubuntu5.
google-chrome-stable depends on lsb-base (>= 4.1); however:
Version of lsb-base on system is 4.0-0ubuntu20.3.
I ran sudo apt-get upgrade on all of those, but it didn't result in anything.
I am assuming that I need to somehow force an upgrade of those three files but have no idea how (or if that's even the right course).
Full error message here:
(precise)asc@localhost:~$ sudo dpkg --install ~/Downloads/installs/google-chrome-stable_current_amd64.deb
(Reading database ... 115476 files and directories currently installed.)
Preparing to replace google-chrome-stable 55.0.2883.87-1 (using .../google-chrome-stable_current_amd64.deb) ...
Unpacking replacement google-chrome-stable ...
dpkg: dependency problems prevent configuration of google-chrome-stable:
google-chrome-stable depends on libfontconfig1 (>= 2.9.0); however:
Version of libfontconfig1 on system is 2.8.0-3ubuntu9.2.
google-chrome-stable depends on libstdc++6 (>= 4.8.0); however:
Version of libstdc++6 on system is 4.6.3-1ubuntu5.
google-chrome-stable depends on lsb-base (>= 4.1); however:
Version of lsb-base on system is 4.0-0ubuntu20.3.
dpkg: error processing google-chrome-stable (--install):
dependency problems - leaving unconfigured
Processing triggers for man-db ...
Processing triggers for bamfdaemon ...
Rebuilding /usr/share/applications/bamf.index...
Processing triggers for gnome-menus ...
Processing triggers for desktop-file-utils ...
Errors were encountered while processing:
google-chrome-stable
FWIW, apt-get check returns this:
google-chrome-stable :
Depends: libfontconfig1 (>= 2.9.0) but 2.8.0-3ubuntu9.2 is installed
Depends: libstdc++6 (>= 4.8.0) but 4.6.3-1ubuntu5 is installed
Depends: lsb-base (>= 4.1) but 4.0-0ubuntu20.3 is installed